Kiss the Girls and Make Them Spy by Mabel Maney

Now Mabel Maney's giddy and outrageous spoof of the Bond books ousts the main character himself.

In the most recent films, even the ubiquitous Bond cigarette is gone. Although the Bond of the movies is as devoted a womanizer as the character in the books, his sadistic tendencies are played down, as is his mental instability. Ian Fleming's bestselling thrillers relied for their appeal on the attractions of danger, especially in the sexual allure of their handsome, fearless, hardhearted hero, James Bond. 'synopsis' may belong to another edition of this title. The Powder Puff Girls - makeup salespersons by day, secret agents by night - step in to secure the future of Britain while Jane keeps her brother's reputation intact.both in and out of the bedroom! But when the dastardly Sons of Britain (S.O.B.s), a nefarious fraternity plotting to bring the Duke and Duchess of Windsor back to power, show up, it's up to some unexpected heros to save the day. He had no other choice but to go through with Pumpernickel's ridiculous plan.Įnter Bond, Jane Bond, James's lesbian twin sister and haoless bookstore employee, who steps in to masquerade as her brother at an awards ceremony with the queen. After a long while spent staring at the jagged skyline of London, N. I want to know what's wrong with him!Īnd be straight with me, man. 'Your man is a homicidal depressive paranoiac,' the doctor reported. Sometimes the Best Bond for a Job is a Jane.

Kiss the Girls and Make Them Spy by Mabel Maney